Where's The Beef?

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

via pencilpaperpassion · originally by graybles

pomodoko:

Based on this post, I finally managed to finish my first fan comic for Captain America.

via lilacblossoms · originally by pomodoko

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

via lilacblossoms · originally by flowersam
via lilacblossoms · originally by stand-up-comic-gifs

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

via queenjuniper · originally by pizzashrapnelblindness
via stephaniebrownisback · originally by maastrictian
via lilacblossoms · originally by andrewgarfielddaily

thanosisabutt:

Steve Rogers says a witty one liner, but doesn’t have a plane to jump out of. He begins to sweat nervously as he did not plan for this.

via lilacblossoms · originally by thanosisabutt

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

via queenjuniper · originally by caffeinatedfeminist
thanoblesavage:

Malcolm was a prophet.

thanoblesavage:

Malcolm was a prophet.

via nyehs · originally by thanoblesavage