Where's The Beef?

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

(856): i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren’t you proud of me?

via owldee · originally by textsfromrepubliccity
ally-wonderland: (425): What goes on in that head of yours? (206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

ally-wonderland:

(425): What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship (817): Last one there wins

(408): Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship

(817): Last one there wins

(512): Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn’t think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me

(512): Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn’t think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me

amonspiegel: (231): I’m gonna rob all up in that cradle

amonspiegel:

(231): I’m gonna rob all up in that cradle

katt541: (817): Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

katt541:

(817): Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he’s convinced the tongs he’s holding are his real hands

(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he’s convinced the tongs he’s holding are his real hands

janglingargot: (480): Just FYI, I’m breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

janglingargot:

(480): Just FYI, I’m breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

janglingargot: (301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

janglingargot:

(301): Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

(646): If you don’t want me in your apartment then lock your door better

(646): If you don’t want me in your apartment then lock your door better